</a The movie Battleship, which area hipster Chip Dingle proclaimed/snorted in a high pitched voice ” is a real thing if you can believe that”, is viewed by experts as being able to provide unemployed and aging hipsters enough fodder to justify their existence for at least another year.
The inclusion of Rhianna, the source material of a simple board game, and the similarity to every horrible big budget movie ever made are cited as reasons that this movie will make self proclaimed PhD candidates feel better about themselves.
Many bars in areas dubbed as “new bohemian” have threatened to expell patrons who make jokes about “when can we expect a hungry hungry hippos movie”, as the joke was only sort of funny the first thousand times.
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